Hello world! (as cleverly stated by wordpress)

I can tell you one thing for sure, I will not attempt to blog about my emotional stability (ever-changing), what color socks I’m wearing today (white), the guy who flipped me off for no reason on my way to work (rude), why I love puppies so much (they’re cute!) or my dating status (happily independent). I absolutely refuse.

I will, however, be force-feeding you my opinions and beliefs on some of life’s finer things. Most of which you can digest (both literally and figuratively), and some I might advise against. Either way you can trust my judgement as I am probably the smartest person I know.